With Energy Grid Unreliable, Governor Newsom Announces All Cars To Be Wind-Up By 2035
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom announced Wednesday that he would be requiring all cars in the state of California to be fully wind-up by 2035. Experts agree that wind-up vehicles will put less strain on the state's weak power grid and help cut back on childhood obesity.
"I heard on the news that our state's electrical infrastructure cannot support millions of people charging their electric vehicles simultaneously," said a concerned Newsom. "Losing electricity at my winery is the last thing I want, so I've decided to alter the plan. New vehicles will no longer have to be electric."
"Instead," he continued, "all Californians will need to drive wind-up cars. Only then can we be truly independent of both gas and electricity."
"Because it's kind of hot during the summer," he added.
Prototype wind-up vehicles are already being test driven across the state. The Ford Nutcracker is expected to be first on the market, followed closely by the Toyota Torrent.
A survey of Californian drivers revealed a distinct lack of support for the new measure but Newsom says he's not worried about "negative Nellies."
"Wind-up cars have infinity gas mileage," he said. "Because they don't use gas! It'll be great!"
At publishing time, it was revealed that all government vehicles continue to be gas operated.
And this is a relatively simple night, because we’re missing two of the three kids. Lol.
I did a quick hit on Richard Syrette yesterday. Gotta keep Canadians apprised of the U.S. madness.
Zelensky trying to block, EU crying, & Lady Lindsay very distraught. Good summary by Alex. Give your thoughts in the replies.Do you think it will happen? Do you think it should happen? https://x.com/AXChristoforou/status/1954118516967145740?t=P-OnJpcZpLtXjji-LU5fbQ&s=19
I start watching at 9 pm eastern on the dot. Can find on Amazon or YouTube Movies, along with some other sites those in the chat often find. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318034/
TABLE OF CONTENTS
I. INTROUDCTION
A. Appearances
B. Art of the Day
C. Wisdom of the Day
D. Cultural Recommendation
II. THE EVIDENCE
A. Daily News of Interest
B. Daily Deep Dive: UBI
C. Cases of Consequence
III. CLOSING ARGUMENT: Ike Farewell Address Government Academia Bureaucratic Complex
I. INTROUDCTION
A. Appearances
B. Art of the Day
C. Wisdom of the Day
D. Cultural Recommendation
Appearances
Art of the Day: The Baptism of the Rus, a moment so monumental, they made literary traditions and even films about it. The fresco dons the St. Vladimir Cathedral…in Kiev. Prince Vladimir’s conversion to Orthodox Christianity aligned the eastern Slavs toward the west culturally and away from the east. Guess where they were baptized? In the Denier River in the heart of Ukraine.
Wisdom of the Day: “Both for historical and institutional reasons, the U.S. political system—and, for that matter, much of the U.S. business community—is ill-suited for producing well-designed “grand strategies.” Kevin Phillips.
*Note: A reminder — links are NOT endorsements of the ideas contained therein. The Library is big, and it mostly consists of ideas I do not personally share.
