TRUMP SIGNATURE NEEDED What Trump did from August 2025 thrugh current date is soooooooooooooo bad.

We were on the threshold of achieving a new global goodness,. best ever achieved, with a strong position.

Donny, Donny, Donny, what you did is bad.

You still can do good things. Don't try doing it all at once. I have taken the liberty of laying out manageable first steps.

STEP 1: Apologize for your colossal foul up with Iran. Believe me when I tell you, you have become confused to the point of retardation.

TO CORRECT THIS: On national TV, have House Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Constipator Thoon meet you in the Rose Garden. It needs to be a sunny day, even if postponing becomes necessary. Once we get started. Be assured. leave it to me to deliver to Johnson a a hearty, perfectly delicious knuckle sandwich he will swallow without chewing, which he will appreciate, because he will be losing his teeth just before the sandwich is in his throat. Just before smashing that little fuck, I will nod you, to leave no doubt that your moment will have arrived when the world will be very pleased to watch you deliver to Thoon a sharp, perfectly aimed kick to his balls. Important detail. You need to do it with all your might. No law can block an order given by you to the Secret Service to hold him position, and if necessary, supplement your kick with hammer strikes.

Donny, you meet me half way on those overdue corrections to our government, and I can promise you, not only will the American people start immediately lining up with you the way we all were in 2024, but so will more than 8 billion of the world's people. That will put us in position to make the rest of the necessary adjustments to de-destroy our country, which you have done for us so unexpectedly and throughly, we will all be able to forget about everything you fucked up since August 2025.

SIGN HERE: If that all sounds good to you, I have a document here with my signature already on there in blue ink with beautiful strokes. and there is spot reserved for your signature.