The new Apple ad is so bad, it’s beyond words.

1) All the women are smart leaders.
2) The men are either dumb brutes, or emasculated eunuchs.
3) Who the heck needs a recipe for French toast?
4) That dad's beard is 3 months old. When was the last time he spoke with his parents?
5) The daughter is getting involved in an interracial relationship.
6) The daughter's boyfriend is also a brute, checking his own body odor at the door.
7) The wife is in control of the thermostat... THE WIFE?!?!?
8) They just leave the kitchen as a disaster. I guess dad will clean that up while his wife presents the Board budget.

9) What does this product do, and what product does it replace? It's basically a desktop cell phone.

10) NOBODY WALKED THE DOG!!!

We got this microscope. It’s amazing.

Look at the treasure, we found in a tiny puddle of water in the leaf of an agave plant.

There is a viral video going around of Andy Harris (Republican representative for Maryland’s 1sr Congressional District) in which he tries to blame the prices of diesel on Democrat “environmental regulations”.

After the crowd starts laughing, he goes on a tirade.

I needed to find the clip in context.

The context does not make it any better.

Do he not understand what he looks like when he berates the very people he is asking to vote for him?

Also, no one is going to buy that answer.

If he sincerely believed his answer, he would not get upset at people for laughing at it.

I did a quick hit on Richard Syrette yesterday. Gotta keep Canadians apprised of the U.S. madness.

Closing Argument: Birthright citizenship is deeply American, and wholly Constitutional.

Audio podcast style.

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